Im in the 8 circles of Fandom Hell

"Hey man can I bum a cigarette?"

"Does your dick reach you ass?"

"No."

"There’s your answer."

"Hey can I bum a cigarette?"

"Does your dick reach your ass?"

"Yea."

"Then go fuck yourself."

-- A conversation between three Secret Service Agents (via lifebehindashadow)
dallasboi1992:

The heroes Hollywood has been waiting for
The Fellowship of the Anti-Bieber

dallasboi1992:

The heroes Hollywood has been waiting for

The Fellowship of the Anti-Bieber

melaboveall:

im glad theres a woman who likes this now

melaboveall:

im glad theres a woman who likes this now

(Source: 50shadesoffoh)

how to identify “boy” clothes and “girl” clothes

oeshka:

windschanging:

valkubus-shipper:

patrocluschironides:

are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.

are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.

are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.

did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.

Or in the words of Eddie Izzard.. 

Because this cannot be reblogged enough.

Screaming silently in adoration

(Source: kinginawolfsuit)

emeraaldnymph:

human-timelord-metacrisis:

glitterist:

feahrs:

gazeonmy:

tommyoliverblogs:

hirosashii:

micthemicrophone:

Damn.

WOW

FUCK
SHIT

Wow

this

just had to

this is why i love banksy. 

i mean do you see this shit

this stuff is deep

i mean if he grafittis on your building your property value actually goes up

holy

mother

of

fuck




I’ve been saying this for a while now. This art is amazing

emeraaldnymph:

human-timelord-metacrisis:

glitterist:

feahrs:

gazeonmy:

tommyoliverblogs:

hirosashii:

micthemicrophone:

Damn.

WOW

FUCK

SHIT

Wow

this

just had to

this is why i love banksy. 

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i mean do you see this shit

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this stuff is deep

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i mean if he grafittis on your building your property value actually goes up

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holy

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mother

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of

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fuck

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I’ve been saying this for a while now. This art is amazing

(Source: libertysaves)

getonupmovie:

The stage is set. Get On Up arrives in theaters tomorrow. Get Tickets!

tyleroakley:

tiktok-itsaclock:

fiftyshadesofugly:

We just got our yearbooks and these are my fav quotes

I KEPT THINKING I HAD A FAVORITE AND THEY JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

senior quotes are the new text post

Why just black girls? How about all girls

-- Says the blogger with a blog filled with nothing but white girls. (via asadblobofflesh)

theblackamericanprincess:

sancophaleague:

Pusha T recently gave away free sneakers to Black children in his hometown. SanCopha Salute to the rap artist for giving back to the community. 

Post by @KingKwajo

But they never talk bout the positive

amewesing:

This is so important

(Source: lizgillies)

earthdad:

i think tumblr just needs a reminder of Kindergarten rules

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surethatspookilyhappened:

spliffmastergeneral:

the-spooky-dick-forest:

buzzfeed:

Need some last-minute Halloween costume inspiration? Here you go. 

cosplay at its funniest

It’s funny to dress up as Muslim women and disparage another’s culture? How very classically white.

They’re…… they’re ghosts….

fireyturtle:

nicelanderenzeru:

ruraljackdaw:

Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

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Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

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Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

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Hugging people and getting picked up by them

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HUGGING

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Not having people to hug

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Giving a hug that comes off as weird

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This post describes me in every way

(Source: alcomol)